Random Act #1. Remember “Ping-Pong Diplomacy?” Now we’ve got Ding-Dong Diplomacy.
Dennis Rodman looks like Mister Potato Head after an attack by a crazed staple gun. (Think what you want about the images, but the potato head on the left was the best match we could find for the potato head on the right.)
NEWS FLASH: The potato on the left goes into vodka; the potato on the right is abandoning vodka.
Random Act #2. We can’t wait for the true Hollywood story of the troubled relationship between Chris Christie and his #1 Jersey Girl…

