Coulda been worse

Posted: 2020/03/10 in Random acts of stupidity

I think I ate a cat treat. It could have been a pistachio. That’s what I had been eating. One fell out of the bag onto my clothes, so I picked it up and ate it.

Then I put some cat treats in a roly-poly cat toy that the cat bats to make a treat fall out. A treat fell out onto the chair, so I picked it up and put it into the toy.

Then when I closed the bags of treats and pistachios and started to get up, I noticed there was another “pistachio” on the chair next to my leg. It was the same size and shape as a pistachio, so I picked it up and ate it.

But, you know, it tasted kinda “off.” And it hadn’t felt quite right for a pistachio, either in my fingers or in my mouth. so I ate a couple more pistachios to see if they tasted like that.

I think I ate a cat treat.

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