Archive for the ‘Okay…so here’s the thing…’ Category

I just gained an additional hour of productive time each week! I turned off the TV show “Bull” on CBS. And, although I hadn’t missed an episode up to this point,  I won’t be turning it back on.

In the first 15 minutes of the show, entitled “The Sovereigns,” both a federal judge and a state judge (who’s actually the defendant in this week’s case) committed the unforgiveable faux pas of pronouncing the term “PERemptory challenge” as “PREemptory challenge.”

It’s bad enough that some tin-eared ignoramus may have written it that way in the script, but for NOT ONE person in the cast or among the many producers, directors and consultants to correct such egregious buffoonery before it could make its way onto tape is utterly inexcusable. If that’s not contempt of court I don’t know what is.

It’s just a laughably inept error to anyone who’s ever been professionally involved in jury trials. Case closed. It’s like a neurosurgeon calling the cerebrum the cherubim.

What’s next? Judge Pigmeat Markham presiding?

The question the Democrats ought to be asking Southern women is, “Trump’s a cheater, a liar, an abuser, a bully, and a phony — how many men like that have you divorced?”

Gordon Sondland corrected his questioners a few times today – other times he didn’t – when they spoke of Trump wanting investigations [of Burisma/Biden/Crowdstrike]. He wanted people to understand that the requirement for the release of aid and the Oval Office meeting was for an announcement of investigations.

Why is that distinction important? Because that’s all Trump wanted: a big fat lie, on video, from Ukraine’s shiny new anti-corruption, reformist president. A video Trump could play over and over. To smear Joe Biden. To exonerate Vladimir Putin. To find out that Zelensky was a pushover in case Trump ever needed to use him again.

Oh, hell no! Trump didn’t want a real investigation! What if there really was an investigation and Zelensky had to announce it didn’t find anything? That would be kinda messy to explain…

But an announcement of an investigation that never takes place means Trump can keep proclaiming, “The investigation is a huge success but it’s still ongoing, so nothing specific can be disclosed yet.” That’s Trump gold!

Even if it’s fake gold. Fool’s gold. Hey, whatever it takes!

Even if you have to bribe another country’s president with military aid passed in good faith by both houses and both parties in Congress. Even if that country’s in the middle of a border war. Even if that border war is with… Well, you get the idea.

 

Joe Biden is like the second sequel in a movie franchise, one of those where the main star of the first film and its sequel is replaced by a new lead actor. That’s right – Biden is Hillary Clinton, Episode 3.

As Marx channeled Hegel, “History always repeats itself: the first time as tragedy and the second time as farce.”

The Iowa caucuses and the New Hampshire primary are 6 months away (from July 2019) and Biden has already peaked in the polls. He has nowhere to go but down. How do we know that?

  • Because Joe Biden is a known quantity, like someone you met and stayed in touch with since college.
  • Because anyone who WOULD support him already knows everything they need to know about him to give him their support.
  • Because those who wouldn’t support him either can’t be brought to support him over some other candidate, or already KNOW they prefer some other candidate.

With his current support hovering around 25% the only thing that can happen is a slow but steady erosion due to gaffes, reminders of his past behavior that hurt him, and endless reports of his shrinking support, forming a sort of negative feedback loop.

We’ve all seen this movie before. It’s the same plot as Hillary I (2008) and Hillary II (2016), only with a more affable Hillary. You know how it’s going to end. There won’t be another sequel.

So you’d best bet on a different horse now. This one won’t make it to the finish line in the qualifying race.

Okay, so here’s the takeaway from the movie Robert Mueller’s Day On: the Democrats didn’t get what they wanted – they wanted too much, namely an unequivocal declaration that the President repeatedly broke the law and should be prosecuted or impeached – but they got what they needed: the building blocks to go forward with subpoenas and more hearings.

The Republicans mostly made specious, indignant speeches attacking Mueller personally, and when they did ask questions, they were about the infinity of things Mueller didn’t investigate, not about anything he actually investigated or found, especially not what he found. Their performances had no purpose other than to keep alive conspiracy theory rants on Fox News and other far-right fringes that the Trump political team is counting on to shore up their base just long enough to last through the next election.

To those of us old enough to vividly remember the Watergate hearings, it’s deja vu all over again: the Democrats methodically encircle the presidency while the Republicans continue to call the whole affair a partisan hit job. Until the whole facade collapses back on them.

In case you missed it all, the two linchpin interrogations came six hours apart, one at the very beginning of the morning hearing, and the other very near the end of the afternoon hearing, a total of about 10 minutes altogether.

First, the chair of the House Judiciary Committee, Jerrold Nadler, simply read key statements from Mueller’s report, getting him to repeatedly agree that Trump was NOT exonerated on the issue of obstruction of justice, and that Trump was NOT telling the truth when he claimed the report did exonerate him. For the rest of the hearing, Democratic members wonkily prosecuted each of 10 counts of obstruction, getting Mueller to concede that the report detailed the elements of commission of obstruction: an overt act, its connection to an ongoing investigation, and its clear intent to impede that investigation. This is what you would do with your first witness in a lengthy, complicated trial of a white-collar crime, where you know you’ll have to present eyewitnesses to each of those counts in order to get a conviction.

The second shoe drop came via a member of the House Intelligence Committee, Sean Maloney. His line of questioning concerned Mueller’s decision not to subpoena Trump in order to question him directly. Mueller’s labored answer was that there had been more than a year of negotiation with the White House that made it clear Trump wouldn’t voluntarily testify under oath and would fight any subpoena, and that would delay the closure of the investigation and the issuing of its report for many months, that the purpose of agreeing to accept written responses to submitted questions was to strike a balance between getting some form of answers from the President and being able to draw the investigation to a end. Maloney was able to get Mueller to admit that, in fact, the special counsel’s office didn’t really need Trump’s testimony on the question of obstruction because the findings and the report made clear that there was ample evidence to draw a conclusion (wink wink) as to Trump’s acts and intentions. On top of that, some of Trump’s answers were clearly contrary to facts. Both threads made the chaperones seated behind Mueller very uncomfortable.

What’s the next step? The House now needs to begin issuing subpoenas to compel the testimony of the members of Trump’s inner circle cited in the report, and to compel the Justice Department to provide much of the documentary evidence collected in the course of the investigation. Trump and his lawyers have made clear they will fight every such subpoena, forcing the federal courts, and ultimately the Supreme Court, to settle the constitutional crisis.

How is that likely to turn out? No one knows. The only Supreme Court case that comes close was U.S. versus Nixon, which held that the White House was required to turn over documents and tapes to a federal grand jury, an arm of the judicial branch of government.

Lower courts are likely to hold that a similar power accrues to the legislative branch, owing to the intent of the framers to create “three coequal branches of government.” In addition, Article I creates the legislative branch and explicitly gives it the power of impeachment over office-holders in the other two. Without the power to investigate, the impeachment power would be rendered impotent. Furthermore, nowhere does the Constitution give the President the power to defy lawful actions by the courts or Congress.

But does any of that matter to the current highly politicized Supreme Court? It’s a scary question. It’s certain the four Democratic appointees would side with the powers of the courts and Congress as equal branches of government vis-à-vis the executive branch. But would a single Republican appointee join them?

As the Supreme Court goes, so goes the future of American democracy…

Pols and pundits complain the U.S. has no Middle East policy.  That’s just not true.

America’s foreign policy toward the Middle East is the same as everyone else’s:

The frenemy of my frenemy is my frenemy.

 

As if to spite Thorsten Veblen, airline seating practices were apparently devised by Thurston Howell III.

Here’s how to fix the aeronautical equivalent of road rage (aero rage?):

  1. Abandon, in favor of common sense, the current “conspicuous consumption” policies of seating, namely, that money equals virtue equals proximity to the pilot equals getting to board first.  (Airlines will object that this is will cut into their profits, as if making air travel suck less won’t encourage people to fly more.)
  2. Analyze the length and (ahem) width of the customer population, install a proportionate number of seats that accommodate them, and assign seats based on those measures. One size doesn’t fit all.
  3. Speed up boarding by letting those who are assigned the “back” rows board first, so as to minimize the bumping and grinding of getting settled into one’s seat.

Okay, so here’s the thing — rail all you want about the loss of civility in American society, these almost daily incidents of inside-the-plane turbulence wouldn’t occur at all but for the customer disservice of the airline industry itself:

  • commoditizing simple amenities that traditionally were creature comforts that made for the common ambience,
  • treating passengers, not as guests, but as cargo that loads and unloads itself, and most importantly,
  • for packing an ever-increasing amount of cargo into the available space, without regard for whether each parcel fits in the assigned container.  No wonder some reach the breaking point.