Trump must be injecting himself with Lysol because he Lysol the time!
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Time to start calling it the MORONavirus
Posted: 2020/04/24 in Fuster-cluck-of-the-day, Random acts of stupidityBull is bull!
Posted: 2020/04/13 in Fuster-cluck-of-the-day, Jes' plain ignernt, Okay...so here's the thing..., Random acts of stupidityI just gained an additional hour of productive time each week! I turned off the TV show “Bull” on CBS. And, although I hadn’t missed an episode up to this point, I won’t be turning it back on.
In the first 15 minutes of the show, entitled “The Sovereigns,” both a federal judge and a state judge (who’s actually the defendant in this week’s case) committed the unforgiveable faux pas of pronouncing the term “PERemptory challenge” as “PREemptory challenge.”
It’s bad enough that some tin-eared ignoramus may have written it that way in the script, but for NOT ONE person in the cast or among the many producers, directors and consultants to correct such egregious buffoonery before it could make its way onto tape is utterly inexcusable. If that’s not contempt of court I don’t know what is.
It’s just a laughably inept error to anyone who’s ever been professionally involved in jury trials. Case closed. It’s like a neurosurgeon calling the cerebrum the cherubim.
What’s next? Judge Pigmeat Markham presiding?
I think I ate a cat treat. It could have been a pistachio. That’s what I had been eating. One fell out of the bag onto my clothes, so I picked it up and ate it.
Then I put some cat treats in a roly-poly cat toy that the cat bats to make a treat fall out. A treat fell out onto the chair, so I picked it up and put it into the toy.
Then when I closed the bags of treats and pistachios and started to get up, I noticed there was another “pistachio” on the chair next to my leg. It was the same size and shape as a pistachio, so I picked it up and ate it.
But, you know, it tasted kinda “off.” And it hadn’t felt quite right for a pistachio, either in my fingers or in my mouth. so I ate a couple more pistachios to see if they tasted like that.
I think I ate a cat treat.
Nolo comprehendere
Posted: 2020/03/05 in Fuster-cluck-of-the-day, Random acts of stupidity, Stupid politicsSuper Tuesday night in California Joe Biden took a victory lap.
He quoted Robert Browning, “..a man’s reach should exceed his grasp…”
And then his train of thought jumped the track.
He boomed, “We can grasp whatever we can reach!”
Yeeeaaahhhh . . . Really poor choice of words there, Joe. Way too much reachin’ and graspin’ already. Stop reminding us.
Just saw this on a certain cable network’s crawl:
“BREAKING NEWS: ARKANSAS HIRES DYKES AS WOMEN’S COACH.“
Really? I’ve got breaking news, too: so does everyone else!
WWBFD?* 2014-03-29 edition:
(AP) Authorities say an off-duty deputy has shot a man after confronting a couple while they were having sex in the pool of a Boca Raton subdivision.
* What would Barney Fife do?
Random Act #1. Remember “Ping-Pong Diplomacy?” Now we’ve got Ding-Dong Diplomacy.
Dennis Rodman looks like Mister Potato Head after an attack by a crazed staple gun. (Think what you want about the images, but the potato head on the left was the best match we could find for the potato head on the right.)
NEWS FLASH: The potato on the left goes into vodka; the potato on the right is abandoning vodka.
Random Act #2. We can’t wait for the true Hollywood story of the troubled relationship between Chris Christie and his #1 Jersey Girl…
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