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Worst Jaws sequel ever!

Posted: 2020/07/13 in Uncategorized

Sharks are having a feeding frenzy killing swimmers at a Florida beach.
Authorities order everybody to stay out of the water.
Shark deaths drop to zero.
The governor concludes that shark deaths are over.
“OK everybody – you can go back into the water!”
Spoiler alert: some of the people understand cause and effect and stay out of the water.
They’re left to bury the remains that wash ashore.
The governor announces that he will not order people to stay out of the water – “the voluntary system is working.”
The end.
Or is it?
Great white zombies, anyone?